"Those pretty nothings that are everything."
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thebrotherswinchester:

man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading

i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic

i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”

spoiler alert

the characters did not go to a waterpark.

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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charlottelabouff:

Steve and Thor finally figure out vine, they decide to try smack cam and go around smacking all the avengers then the last clip is them smacking nick fury. It cuts to camera shaking and running. People are screaming. Gunshots are heard. Steve is still giggling. Thor is yelling do it for the vine.

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When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’

It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions? By Sandi Toksvig (via onefitmodel, learninglog) (via thetownnutcase) (via postulation) (via teenytigress) (via homoeroticdolphins) (via allorain) (via gelfling-life) (via baebees) (via foodtrucker) (via sassten) (via fresheggtarts) (via mrsegg) (via lavietaziem) (via emmascarn) (via agoniz) (via urbanvagina) (via queerroman)

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fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation