DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU READ DEATHLY HALLOWS AND FOR A BIT YOU HONESTLY THOUGH HARRY WAS GOING TO DIE AND THAT HE WAS DEAD AND THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO IT WAS JUST ENDING YOUR HARRY WHO YOU HAD WATCHED GROW UP FOR SEVEN BOOKS WAS D E A D AND YOU HAD NO CLUE THAT IT WASNT THE END OF EVERYTHING
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.